look, it's a sunny day

how high do you think a monkey can jump ?

Did you know pigs can fly?

i wonder why tarzan has no beard...

Today I saw a pig eating a cow while driving down the interstate on a seven speed motorbike that was three feet from the nearest night lane on the twelfth degree of moon turn where there were AT LEAST seven macho mingos dinging to the latest third wave of waffle ninjas that jumped in a looping tenth wheel around a seventh degree advent timer bar wearing two shoes and eighty nine cap turds that pooped in a puddle of green rock mine while dingle dangling form a third story rooster house full of naked money dongs... FIFTY SEVEN!

the other tomorow, a mystical kangaroos hopping gracefully down into the wispering depths of Russia caught my eye. I was so disorientated that i caused an earthquake whick summoned the majestic muskateers ! YES all 4 of them , oh by jovi it was a heck of a party dude! and it was totally worth giving up my wife. my wife luks like the back of a cow if i'm completely honest !!